THE DA VINCI CODE

** WHEN I START WITH ASIDES, THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING:

1 ** I AM A BIG MAN. I HAVE FOUND THAT EVEN THE DUMBEST PEOPLE HAVE A WORKING KNOWLEDGE OF PHYSICS -- THEY UNDERSTAND THAT YOU DON'T LOOK FOR THE BIGGEST PERSON YOU CAN FIND TO START A RUCKUS WITH
2** AS A FORMER ATHLETE, I HAVE AN APPRECIATION FOR THE NEED TO HUNKER-DOWN AND IGNORE PAIN TO ACHIEVE A GOAL
3** PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW VERY MUCH ABOUT FILM, THINK THE
GODFATHER III WAS A GOOD MOVIE, BECAUSE IT HAD FINE PRODUCTION VALUES, IT ONLY LACKED A PLOT AND COMMONSENSE
4 ** I AM NOT PROUD TO ADMIT, I HAVE NOT READ A BOOK SINCE THE FIRST NIXON ADMINISTRATION
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ON TO THE DA VINCI CODE --->>
I AM ONLY ALIVE TODAY, BECAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A LARGE PERSON AND FELT NO NEED TO CARRY A WEAPON TO DEFEND MYSELF AGAINST POTENTIAL ATTACKERS.
IF I HAD A WEAPON, I MIGHT WELL HAVE USED IT TO END MY OWN LIFE AND THUS, AVOID THE PAIN OF WATCHING MORE OF THIS PICTURE . AFTER SPENDING 2 HOURS AND 30 MINUTES IN THE THEATRE, I HAVE A GREAT DEAL MORE SYMPATHY FOR INMATES ON DEATH ROW - I FEEL I HAVE BEEN IN THEIR SHOES.
WHILE TRYING TO DECIDE IF I SHOULD JUST RUN OUT OF THE THEATRE AND END THE SUFFERING, I REMEMBERED MY YOUNGER DAYS AND THE LESSON OF ATHLETIC COMPETITION -- PERSEVERE AND SOLDIER ON UNTIL THE FINAL BELL, WHISTLE, TICK OF THE CLOCK OR FINISH LINE.
I TOLD MYSELF THAT I COULD TAKE PRIDE IN REMAINING IN MY SEAT UNTIL THE CREDITS WERE ROLLING - I MADE IT A CHALLENGE AND I FELT GOOD THAT I MANAGED TO SEE THOSE CREDITS, AS I RAN FOR THE EXIT.
WHEN I WANT TO POINT OUT A FILM WITH A LOT OF ACTIVITY, WITH FINE ACTORS, WITH GREAT SCENARY AND LOCATIONS AND A RICH LOOK TO THE WHOLE PRODUCTION, I WILL REFER TO THE DAVINCI CODE AND NOT GODFATHER III -
DA VINCI HAS REPLACED G.F. 3, AS MY POSTER CHILD FOR BAD CINEMA. MAYBE IF YOU READ THE BOOK, THIS FILM WILL WORK FOR YOU - I HOPE SO, I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT I HOPE SO. ********************************************************************************* I DON'T REVIEW MOVIES, I REACT TO THEM, SO I AM NOT GOING TO SUMMARIZE THE PLOT OR GO INTO ANY DETAILS --- HEY, IF THE BEST THING I CAN SAY ABOUT THE FILM, IS THAT I DID NOT RUN OUT SCREAMING AFTER THE FIRST 40 MINUTES, THAT TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY EXPERIENCE.