CHRONICLE

The key thing you need to know if you are planning to

see the movie "Chronicle" is this, the film runs for 84

minutes.  Armed with that important information you

can plan to get to the theater 83 minutes late and spare yourself the pain and suffering of listening to the worst dialogs in motion picture history.  I would advise everyone to buy a ticket to this film; don't set foot inside the theater, but save the ticket for the lawsuits that will seek damages for those who were victims of this debacle. Those tickets will allow you a share of the massive awards granted to the victims of this fraudulent production.  The writers of these idiotic conversations should face prison time with no chance of parole. The Three Stooges would be ashamed to voice these lines. If I called these lines childish, I would be insulting children.

THE WORDS PUT IN THE ACTORS MOUTHS ARE WEIRD - THE REST OF THE FILM IS JUST REGULAR, NOT SPECIAL, BUT OKAY.

 I SUFFERED WHEN THE CHARACTERS SPOKE - AS A SILENT FILM, THIS WOULD BE A HIT.