TAKING RANDY TO SCHOOL - A HORROR STORY

Chief:

Not that I'm taking over your field, but I just saw Splice. I thought it would be something like "Alien," but it wasn't. And while the movie wasn't a masterpiece, it did tackle some issues that hadn't been addressed before.

I highly recommend it.

RANDY J.

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RANDY –

I WOULD BE – NO, I AM, MORE THAN HAPPY TO LET FOLKS KNOW THAT YOU LIKED THIS MOVIE ABOUT THAT THING AND ESPECIALLY HOW THEY HANDLED
THAT TOPIC CONCERNING THAT SUBJECT MATTER.

ALL TO OFTEN CRITICS AND REVIEWERS ARE TOO VAGUE IN THEIR DISCUSSION OF A TOPIC, BUT YOU DON’T APPEAR TO LACK EITHER CONVICTION, ENTHUSIASM OR
CLARITY ABOUT THIS FILM.

I AM GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU HAVE COME TO THE LEARNED DOCTOR’S OFFICE WITH YOUR OWN HOME GROWN, FOX “NEWS” INFLUENCED OPINIONS AND DIAGNOSIS
OF THIS VERY HIGH LEVEL, INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGING MOTION PICTURE, AIMED AT THE TEEN AND PRETEEN AGE DEMOGRAPHIC OF POTENTIAL DROPOUTS AND CRYSTAL METH USERS.

I KNOW AND FULLY ADMIT TO NOT TREATING THIS EVER EXPANDING SHARE OF THE POPULATION WITH THE LEVEL OF RESPECT AND ATTENTION THEIR EVER INCREASING NUMBERS WOULD DEMAND.

I CAN FULLY UNDERSTAND YOUR BEING ATTRACTED TO THIS FILM – PROMOTED BY THE STUDIO WITH SEMI PORNOGRAPHIC PICTORIAL ADS AND THROUGH VARIOUS TWITTER SYSTEMS.

WHILE I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS SCREEN GEM, I WILL BE SURE TO VIEW IT BEFORE THE VOTING FOR GOLDEN GLOBES AND ACADEMY AWARDS IS CONDUCTED.

I WOULD ENCOURAGE YOU TO CONTINUE USING MY WEBSITE TO PROMOTE YOUR VIEWS; I ONLY REQUEST THAT YOU NEVER LOWER YOUR STANDARDS – PLEASE
MAINTAIN THE ANALYTICAL AND INTELLECTUAL INTEGRITY YOU DEMONSTRATED IN BRINGING THE TOPIC OF DICE, MICE, RICE, LICE –SORRY, Splice, TO LIFE IN YOUR VERY COGENT AND POIGNANT PRESENTATION OF THIS OBVIOUSLY WELL PLOTTED FILM ABOUT SOMETHING.

I JUST HOPE THAT THIS PRESENTATION OF YOUR VIEWS WILL ENCOURAGE OTHER
FOLKS WITH NOTHING OF VALUE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE CONVERSATION TO
REALIZE THAT FACT OF LIFE AND CONTINUE THEIR SELF MEDICATION WITHOUT
INTRUDING INTO THE LIVES OF THOSE WHO ARE NOT DOING ILLEGAL DRUGS ON A DAILY BASIS.